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i want to fuck my mom what can i do


please help me.my mom is very sexy. her bobs are big.i want him to be preagnant.my father is died.iam 15 and my mom is 38.


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There's an old story about this: A man hears from a fortune teller that his son will eventually kill him, so he decides to have son killed before this can happen. He sends his son out with a servant whose job is to dispose of the boy. The servant can't bring his heart to do it, so he gives the boy to someone else to raise. After the boy is all grown up he hears from another fortune teller that he will kill his father and sleep with his mother, so he leaves what he believes is his true father and mother and ventures far away. In his journey he has a chance meeting with his real father and kills him, sleeps with his real mother, has four kids, and she ends up killing herself and he ends up gouging his eyes out. The end.

There's another story about this: A boy's father is killed by his uncle and his uncle marries his mom. The boy (who's really a man, by the way) doesn't like that his father's been killed by his uncle and that his mom is doing it with his uncle rather than him. A lot of stuff ensues from there, but it ends up with everyone dead. The end.

Lesson to be learned: Doing it with your mom is a very bad idea. You have some serious issues, and I suggest you see a sycologist, because you're really messed up.




I was talking to Amy Garrison today and I mentioned that you wanted to have sex with your mom, and she said that if you had babies they would be born with two heads, flippers, a tail, and that your weenie would fall off because of it. That's really gross. I think you need professional help IMMEDIATELY.



Jesus.

Whatever you do don't do it!

DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DO IT!!!!

DON'T.




this would be a big big mistake

my mom is like twenty times hotter than your mom and i wouldnt even dream of thinking about considering having sex with her

my advice is for you to find some real people not us web people to talk to about your problems and desires




Once again, please don't there are enough stupid people in this world, yourself included. Don't let severe inbreeding cause even more buttnuggets like yourself to exist.




You said it, sister.



I surely hope your mom didnt raise u like that!



I say go for it!

Just kidding.




Seriously, if you really love her, the sex will come. But you should let it happen naturally. Plus most women don't want to just fuck and have it over with. Maybe you should talk to her, go out on a date or something first, see how things are. And be up front if all you want is sex. Tell her so, and maybe she'll be into it, but she might want a relationship and you should be mindful of her feelings, cause after all, she is your mom.



OMG! That's totally awesome advice!




I know a guy who fucked his mom, he went crazy and I think he's dead or real sick in the head right now.

ie. Don't touch your mom




incest Shocked



USE THAT IN A SENTENCE PIGLET, AND THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A REASON TO POST YOUR A-S-S-A-N-I-N-E MESSAGE.

SEE O-E-D-I-P-U-S R-E-X, NIKA.




Oh dear, not another comment on how I write my sentences! Shocked



Speak N Spell, spelling seems to be your thing. You should work on spelling things better if it's your thing.

Assanine=not a word.

Asinine=actual word.



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