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Thursday January 09, 2003
i want to have sex for the first time and iam looking for a girl who is intact with hymen.Can you advice me how to approach a girl who is interested to have sex for the first time.
Billy Kistler says:
How the heck should I know?
I'm just a kid.
Are all adults this stupid?
Eliot Moellmer says:
any dumb kid knows the answer to this one
first off pete if thats your real name hymen is a pretty advanced term for someone who professes to not know the first thing about sex
but ill play along with your little game and pretend that you are a virgin
you really shouldnt be looking for a virgin because if you knew anything about sex youd know that youre not going to have as much fun with a virgin as with an experienced lady preferrably a pro
the problems with virgins
first off its painful for the girl
this leads to problems like you either have to be careful and loving and gentle or you have to totally not care
if youre gentle and slow about it then youre going to get really frustrated and unless you really love the girl and want to spend forever with her youll find the process a little tedious
but you sound like someone who just wants to get laid and in that case youd just end up banging away which is bad because then it hurts her more and she ends up with emotional and physical scarring that will stay with her for longer than the memory of your pathetic little 4 minutes of pounding away and unless youre cruel and heartless youll end up feeling guilty about that for a long time
also virgins being inexperienced dont know the many ways to bring unending pleasure to a physical relationship so you wont be in for many fun surprises except for
the blood
which in my opinion is not such a fun surprise and makes the experience even more awkward and confusing
then next surprise will be that since shes a 30 year old virgin and im just assuming that youre 30 because who else would write into a movie forum asking for sex with virgins that since shes a 30 year old virgin she will expect some kind of long term emotional committment after such an act because she was saving herself for just the right man actually this applies to people who arent 30 too but i think the effect increases with age starting at around 16
sex for the first time is not such a big deal for boys as it is for girls its so unfair
anyway mom agrees she says you should find yourself a hooker and have a good time
Billy Kistler says:
OMG. That sounds nast.
I'm never gonna have sex.
Seana Daly says:
If you're only in need of a hymen to break, maybe you should just invest in a masturbation sleeve with a simulated hymen. I'm sure it'll be just as good for you as it is for it.
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